Bios

	Rob Neville - Lead Vocals He thrilled audiences in Terry Gilliam’s Baron Munchausen and…. No, sorry…. That was John Neville. Well, who the heck is Rob Neville? Wait…. Didn’t he sing a duet with Linda Ronstadt? That was Aaron Neville? Well, maybe he’s one of the Neville Brothers. He’s what?!? Maybe he’s the white sheep of the family? No? I give up then. Never heard of him. Probably awful
Eric MacDuff  - Lead Guitar He first came to Mother Earth via Atlantis.  He is recognized as the 16th Earl of Fife by the Secret Chiefs of Caledonia. He is an expert in Enochian language which he received a degree in from the University of Atlantis.  Well versed in the conjuring of spirits, he strongly opposes the New World Order and steers clear of most Luciferians. He is presently searching for alternative forms of energy and seriously considers mind travel as a solution.  He is one of the original PsychoMagnets.
Rohan Goodsir - Drums	Rohan is from Australia, and as a consequence of that, spends a lot of time explaining to Americans that he is NOT Roland from Austria. His parents purchased his first drum set for him in 1974 - a decision which they immediately regretted. Rohan, however, persevered and so, has been playing for the past 34 years - even somewhat improving over that time period.When he's not playing drums, he can be found either working on a computer day and night; sleeping; doing bad imitations of Bob Dylan, Ronald Reagan, Bill Clinton, Mahatma Gandhi, Bullwinkle or Pee Wee Herman; or, just harassing people in general. Rohan is an Aquarius, which explains a lot. His musical influences include ELP, Led Zeppelin, The Police, roots reggae, Gary Numan and Rush. His favorite musical group for the last 10 years or so has been Ozric Tentacles.His favorite food is Beef Wellington; his favorite mixed drink is a Malibu & tonic; his favorite vacation spot is Fiji, his favorite incense is sandalwood; and his favorite cookies are Samoas from the Girl Scouts. He knows lots of useless trivia. For example, did you know that the Adirondacks mountain chain is an Anglicized version of the Mohawk ratirontaks, meaning "they eat trees", a derogatory name which the Mohawk historically applied to neighboring Algonquian-speaking tribes? When food was scarce, the Algonquians would eat the buds and bark of trees.See? Now you know something new. Rohan plays Pearl Drums, Paiste or Zildjian cymbals, and uses Vic Firth sticks. He's getting no money or royalties for this last statement.
The rest of the band would like it to be known that Rowan's bio is the longest on purpose - we can never get him to shut up in person, and wanted that to be reflected in his bio as well. Seriously, he just keeps prattling on and on. What you read is what you get.
Johnny Thunder - Bass An original member of the 80's group WHAM!, Johnny was kicked out of the band for being "too gay - even for us". Like former band member George Michael, Johnny likes to frequent, and occasionally even give tours of, America's Finest Rest-Stop Restrooms. For information regarding the tours call 1-800-DUMPERS.
	Superhero Mike - Guitar / Vocals
Scott Thomas - Guitar / Vocals Former member Scotty Fresh,  a.k.a Scotty T,  a.k.a The Guy Who Doesn't Really Go By Nicknames.... felt extremely snookered when he found out the band  he was joining wasn't "The Chick Magnets" as he was led to believe.  The only real sane one in the band, Scott spends a lot of time  calming the other Magnets down, especially Rohan when he gets  concerned about song endings - "It goes da da da da da... dat dat,  dammit!"   A lover of all types of musical styles, his playing style is influenced  by Zeppelin and other classic rock, The Police and all great 80s music, The Dead and other jam bands, Modern Rockers like  STP, Pat Metheny Jazz and on and on... Scott plays a Parker Fly Classic through a Fender Custom Vibrolux Reverb Amp and a few effects  - he thinks it's a pretty cool sounding setup.
Now I remember Rob Neville!  Didn't he have a hit in the 80's with C'est La Vie? It was spelled differently? Oh well. I tried. Screw him.